LOVE.....aaj - kal

...its a conversation between a boy and a girl @ night time......its all about modern love...so read this and enjoy

She gives a missed call to him … and He calls her back…

 

She: Hello! 

He: {are yaar…Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi} Hi …kya baat hai..? 

She: kuch nahi…bas aise hi phone kiya… 

He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee …!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?… khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah…}

oh…ok ..kya kar rahi thi ?? 

She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya…tum kya kar rahe the? 

He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}

Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab…."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par….

She: nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum") 

He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}

Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha .. 

She: *giggles* 

He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}

Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls! 

She: Yehan sab so rahe hai… Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge… 

He: {Ekdum Correct…woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai …}

Come on! Please! 

She: Hattt …I don’t sing that well 

He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai… paka kyun rahi hai}

It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear … 

She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan …

He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}

Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu…gaao na

He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai….is liye bola}
Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta 

She: I don’t have that great a voice … ye to aise hee gaa diya tha … warna mai nahin gaati

He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai… saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye

teri awaaz sunke…}

hmmmm 

She: Theek hai… jab itni zid kar rahe ho… sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai?? 

He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa … shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi…}

Great!!!! 

She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao… meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}

Hmmmm… ‘Mahiya’ from Awarapan? 

She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai 

He: {Thank God … Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol …}

Dhoom Machale? 

She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He: {Aye tere nakhre … mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa….mere kaan to pakne waale hai} cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then) 

She: Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy! 

He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi… ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}

Gaao na…pls gaao na….teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon 

She: dekho….ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho … 

He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}

No no… Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na…. is liye… Trying to make u comfortable … 

She: Hmmm… 

He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}

Please gaao na darling… 

She: Main kal gaaun? 

He: {Haaaaaannnn…jaaan bachi… nikal leta hoon…abhi mauka hai}

Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi 

She: Hmmm 

He: Good night 

She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams… Take care… 

He: Sweets dreams to u too… 

{kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi} 

After a while She calls Him (sorry…that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: Hey… so gaye the kya? 

He: {Nahiii…current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha…}

Nahi jaan 

She: kya kar rahe ho? 

He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai…}

Match dekh raha tha

She: Theek hai tum match dekho 

He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na… ya tu running commentary sunayegi}

Hey it’s ok… purana match hai 

She: Did u feel bad I didn’t sing? 

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while) 

He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl… this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn’t sing}

Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first…. tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi…..

So, me waiting… { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya … dhatttt tereki fus gaya} 

She sings 1 stanza from the song
‘Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami…..’ 

He: Wow. Too good! 

She: jhoot….mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai 

He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon… pagal kar diya… chalo shukr hai self realization hai … J}

Nahi darling you really sing well 

She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho 

He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya…..kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}

Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota 

She: Hmmmm…theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao… 

He: {Achcha mil gayi permission … waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab …}

Good night! 

She: Take care 

He: You too 

She: Hey…. 

He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety? 

She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi…

He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki}
sachchi… Of course. 

She: sirf jhoot 

He: {Iski toh… !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol…}

Not at all. You sing very well…

She: Hmmm…. tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

He: Good Night!

friends its for fun only...so enjoy...and next blog will be posted soon
HARRY